First up, Julian, I think we all know what you've gotta do. You've gotta sit on my knee and call me "Daddy" that's my boy roud dad:

Also, oh smurf......seriously how bad a shape is this fort going to be in when I get it? I'm already plotting out ways to prevent more deaths like this and ways to fix your stairs issues. Note I said more deaths because if we get through this without any deaths it'd be too much of a miracle to ask for. It's year 2 and I'm looking at how the smurf will I survive year 3.

Edit: And don't forget to go give your MILF a kiss!