If someone says Thunderdome ONE MORE TIME!

[Loony BoB]

I curse you all with daughters

I'm gonna have daughters? Awesome. Even more sandwiches.

EDIT: I debated making the rest of this post because I both love and fear foa, but I couldn't resist the continuation of windups in this thread.

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What did God say when he created Adam?
I can do better than this.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Why do men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Husband: Want a quickie?
Wife: As opposed to what?

Amusing questions! Here's mine: Why do women repeat themselves so often?

A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush boulders. He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman. She then said thank you.

This joke created by someone who not only thinks they are smarter than all of the men in the world, but also that they know what the fastest sports car in the world is (Clue: it's not a Ferrari).

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

This reminds me of when a girl in the show "The Inbetweeners" tells a guy that she'd love to have a boyfriend like him. He suggests "Why not me?" to which she bursts out laughing. "No, not you - someone like you! Oh, you're so funny!" =|

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.

That joke was actually originally "so brunettes can remember them" and has just been edited to 'men'. Which doesn't make as much sense as a joke, as men can be blonde. D'oh. But! Here's a joke for all you ladies out there!

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So women can remember them.

See what I did there?

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Let's see if anyone can stand criticism after this post. Love you foa :<3: