Seriously, man! What kind of bull honkey is that!?

And another reason Red XIII is better than all the rest: he has the most to be depressed about and he takes that trout and kicks it right in the ass. He's an orphan, the last of his kind, he spent most of his life hating and misunderstanding his father, he got taken from the only home he ever knew and had crazy experiments done on him, and the only family he had left dies randomly. Cloud and Vincent are such d-bags compared to this hero.

"I don't know who I am. Am I him or am I me? "

"My girlfriend's other boyfriend shot me and now I'm a vampire. "

"Are we at North Crater yet?" *sleeps*