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    Default Tellah you silly man.

    Well I just reached the part where (SPOILER)We find Anna on the ground after the bombing of some castle that I can't remember the name of. Tellah started attacking The bard because he's crazy.... but because he's a sage it took over 3 minutes to finish the "battle" because he kept missing.
    I found this hilarious and worth randomly noting in a thread.
    I don't see why they didn't just give him 100% accuracy for that scene. It would make more sense.
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    The bug that you are referring to only occurs in the Gameboy Advance port. There were a lot of glitches and bugs that exist only in that version; some of them were patched up in the European release of the game. I was shocked that such a simple bug made its way past playtesters who thought nothing of it. The scene can be extended for such a long time and this can cause it to lose some of its dramatic effect.
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    I noticed about how it lost the dramatic effect. It was hysterical.
    Are there any really damaging bugs on the gba port?
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    That's because Ed's a bard. We all know bards are the best anything ever.



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    Best at something I guess. Even after I leveled Ed up he still was the best at lying unconscious in the middle of the battle. The rest of my party could not handle that kind of skill. At least he isn't crazy like Tellah. I give him points for that.
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    With that scene came the greatest line in FF's history. The game isn't complete without it.
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    What's all this then

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    Is there such a thing as a forky bard? Or a sporky bard, perhaps?

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    Possibly, hmm bards named after every piece of kitchenware. That would be amusing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrollHunter View Post
    Best at something I guess. Even after I leveled Ed up he still was the best at lying unconscious in the middle of the battle. The rest of my party could not handle that kind of skill. At least he isn't crazy like Tellah. I give him points for that.
    Maybe he's just really smart, and he's faking it? The monsters always stop attacking after they knock you unconscious. So actually he's the smartest character in the party.

    I didn't notice that he misses. I did notice that I came out of the Castle at start once, and found myself in a never ending forest, and I'm still not sure why....it only happened once.

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    Well most of the time I just had him hide when he kept getting wrecked.
    You do have a point though, he just had to hope that there weren't any monsters into eating corpses.
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    Never-ending-forest? Where exactly did you encounter this? I'm curious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrollHunter View Post
    Well most of the time I just had him hide when he kept getting wrecked.
    You do have a point though, he just had to hope that there weren't any monsters into eating corpses.
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    Never-ending-forest? Where exactly did you encounter this? I'm curious.
    Well he wouldn't be a corpse if he was only pretending to be dead so I guess we'll never find out.

    It was after you came out of Baron...was really weird, couldn't see characters or anything. Started over and it was fine.

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    My logic was a bit flawed...
    I love glitches though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrollHunter View Post
    My logic was a bit flawed...
    I love glitches though.
    It's okay.

    I've always wondered why it's game over if all your characters are only knocked out....shouldn't they just wake up later, and continue?

    Maybe the monsters eat bodies in general.

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    I don't question that because at that point they're so beaten down they would have little to no way to survive.
    Now my question is when the main character dies and it's game over, do the other party members just lose all confidence and give up? Are they unable to revive the main character because he/she stores all the phoenix downs on his/her person in a very to hard reach place? One question that will forever go unanswered...
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