You are immensely overrated

[Pike]

I dare you two to make a better sandwich then.

We already did. Shlup and I are the bread. The good things are what's between us. Maybe you've heard of it, a little country called America.

Without me, the lice and fungi wouldnt have a home.

Ha! I'm now officially in love with both of you and will begin working THAT sandwich angle.

Also, I validate my existence by being that one honest mechanic. I hate dicking people around, so I like that about me.

I am the person who sells you mechanics' tools (no really, that's my job) so I hereby validate my existence through the honest mechanic who cannot operate without me.

[Pumpkin]

Without me there would be more cheese in the world

[NorthernChaosGod]

I need new brakes and a tune-up. Come do that for me.

Tune-up? Well it looks like you'll need new injectors, a hall sender unit, orifice valve, a MAF sensor, both your up stream and down stream O2 sensors, and possibly new tie rods. Which means you'll need an alignment.

Before I get to work, do you have a co-signer for the loan?

And thus you start speaking gibberish to me.

[Rantz]

Without me there would be more cheese in the world

You realise this makes you a prime target for assassination, right?

[Peegee]

I need new brakes and a tune-up. Come do that for me.

Tune-up? Well it looks like you'll need new injectors, a hall sender unit, orifice valve, a MAF sensor, both your up stream and down stream O2 sensors, and possibly new tie rods. Which means you'll need an alignment.

Before I get to work, do you have a co-signer for the loan?

And thus you start speaking gibberish to me.

asl?

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I am the person who sells you mechanics' tools (no really, that's my job) so I hereby validate my existence through the honest mechanic who cannot operate without me.

Good to know. Validate your existence by getting me a good deal on a lift/wall mounted spring compressor. Can you beat 800 bucks?

[DMKA]

I can [leeza]*snip*[/leeza].

[Shiny]

I can put my foot up your ass. It wouldn't be very comfortable for you though and it would ruin my shoes.

[Pike]

I am the person who sells you mechanics' tools (no really, that's my job) so I hereby validate my existence through the honest mechanic who cannot operate without me.

Good to know. Validate your existence by getting me a good deal on a lift/wall mounted spring compressor. Can you beat 800 bucks?

I totally would, if I got paid more than 1% commission.

[Mercen-X]

I have the broken ability to sometimes make arrogant people feel guilty/ashamed. Although there was this one hi-and-oh-so-mighty chick whose armor I couldn't dent. Damn was she annoying.

I sing, I dance, I do tricks, I'm the best writer in the last three universes you've ever visited. lol

I fine people for being triangular. That's just unnatural.

I can climb anything, have no fear of heights (in fact, I have a strong compulsion to drop from said heights), but I can't do a backflip... or a front flip... although I can do a handstand flip.

I can make a dessert dish that's somewhere between a cake and a pie that isn't difficult to make and isn't original, but is nonetheless more awesome than anything you've ever tasted. Then again, my mom thinks my tastebuds may be off-kilter.

I think outside your box.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Hitchhiker's Thumb that can freak people out.

Actually my fingers are way too freakishly long to begin with. It freaks some people out.

Also, I am a woman and a beast at making sandwiches.

[zohaib hussain]

Lady GaGa = Overrated that's only going to have a 2-4 year fame
Eminem = Musical Genius that has been around for 10 + years.

[Pheesh]

Holy trout! Are YOU Eminem?

[41-Inches-Wide]

I don't know, I am having a crisis of existence!

[crashNUMBERS]

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