You are immensely overrated

[NorthernChaosGod]

I need new brakes and a tune-up. Come do that for me.

Tune-up? Well it looks like you'll need new injectors, a hall sender unit, orifice valve, a MAF sensor, both your up stream and down stream O2 sensors, and possibly new tie rods. Which means you'll need an alignment.

Before I get to work, do you have a co-signer for the loan?

And thus you start speaking gibberish to me.