The ridiculous things you want, and totally don't need.

[Pheesh]

ThinkGeek :: LED Shower Light

I just feel like this would take my showering experience up to 11.

I know another way to take your showering experience up to 11. /smug

More like up to 3 1/2"

3 1/2" floppy

It's only 3 1/2" and you can't even get it up? :/