I don't like guys who are too concerned with their appearance, while I certainly don't like slobs either, the opposite tends to be more annoying. No, I don't want to see your abs. No, I don't want to go to the gym with you so I can watch you run on a treadmill and look at yourself in the mirror. Yes, I think its sad you buy smalls so you can leave little to the imagination about your rock hard body you spend more time on than actually really socializing with people, and its pretty sad when a misanthropic hermit like myself has to tell you that you need to get out and meet more people and get more hobbies.

I also hate body humor. No, I don't think farting is funny, no I don't want to hear in graphic detail or heaven forbid, watch the video you made at your last kegger of you puking everywhere. While I accept its a natural part of biology, I don't find it funny, so stop dragging me to comedies that are just nothing but diarrhea humor and pull my finger nonsense.