I posted this on my el jay, but this is just too funny not to post here. Not too long ago, I was walking around NYC at night and passed a white hummer limo full of black people. There were two women not wearing shoes screaming at each other saying something like, "YOU DON'T KNOW DAT! YOU DON'T KNOW DAT! BEST BELIEVE!" And a guy who I presume was their friend or date, sat inside the limo smiling at them. He was wearing a very tacky suit. Think: Dumb and Dumber suit. That wasn't the racist part though. Right around the limo was about five to six large KFC cups of fried chicken. There were bones and chicken pieces everywhere on the ground. I half expected watermelon to be in the trunk.