1. The article made me giggle;

2. I'm using Firefox, which I've used since version 0.6 or something. I've almost switched to Chrome a couple of times but either the lack of some critical addon or some sort of weird and browser-breaking glitch keeps sending me back to Firefox.

On the subject of "alternative" browsers, I love the way Konqueror lets you have the web open in one tab and your file structure open in another. I miss how that was default in KDE D: