I just had the weirdest dream. THE WEIRDEST. And I wasn't even IN it.

All right, so there's a chick and this guy. The chick's black and the guy's a ginger and they're in a generic fantasy world as a warrior and wizard respectively. Then, after a couple of hours of generic questing the group (yeah there's a group) finds ginger getting arrested and being called evil. So everyone runs to a gigantic cathedral and on the way we discover a German assisination plot. DUN DUN DUUUUN.

All right, so their reach the Cathedral and the Bishop/Judge guy is Spanish and they're in some sort of European Union thing. The ginger guy turns out to be a Dragon Guy. He stands trial for a whole bunch of trout I can't remember. Then, we meet our lawyer: NIGEL smurfING THORNBERRY! I trout you not.

So, the ONE German guy comes out and gives and evil monologue about Deustchland. The chick draws her rapier and kills him in a fencing match. We manage to prove Dragon-Dude's innocence with the help of NIGEL THORNBERRY ACE ATTORNEY.

All was well with the world.

Tell us about your badass dreams. 8)