Creepin

[Yar]

So after my last failed relationship with someone 11 years my senior (dont ask) Im trying to creep on this guy I kinda sorta know. and by that i mean we are fb friends and have met like 2 or 3 times and really havent talked

how do i ask this guy out over fb if i havent really talked to him

[Parker]

do you know them irl?

if so dont ask them out over facebook for gawds sakes

[Pheesh]

Find out if and when there's the next party of a mutual friend. It's the best way to be a creeper, and just chat over facebook casually so that he recognises you when you do meet. Don't ask anyone out over facebook though :/

[Mirage]

This is what you do.

[Levian]

If you don't know him then you have nothing to lose, just ask him out for a cup of coffee or a beer or something, if you're sure he's playing for the same team. No need to mention the word 'date' either.

That's how my brain works anyway. I have no problem asking out people I don't know, but the more I get to know them, the harder it will be to ask them out. Maybe it's the friend-zone thing.

[Psychotic]

Show up at his house wearing a mankini and a top hat. Shove him in a sack while he is still trying to process just what it is that he is seeing and drag him back to your subterranean lair. Always works for me.

[Yar]

I know this is gc so I wasn't expecting much help but damn

[demondude]

Send him Farmville or Mafia Wars gifts. He won't be able to resist you.

[rubah]

"hey do you like weiners?"

[Shlup]

Send message, says "Hey, can I meet you for coffee sometime? I'm hung."

That's how guy-guy pick-up lines go, right?

[Peegee]

how old are you? you still don't know how to ask people out?

[Psychotic]

I know this is gc so I wasn't expecting much help but damn

"Hey, you seem like a pretty cool person. Wanna go (do social activity) sometime?" Then when you (do social activity), flirt and laugh and whip out your dick and piss all over his face. Come on man.

[Yar]

Fine! Ill just go back to hitting on Julian. He shows me more attention than any other guy anyway.

[NeoCracker]

Jullian and Justy, sitting in a tree~

[fire_of_avalon]

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