Backfire

[champagne supernova]

So someone spread a false story about me [. . .] The story is kinda true, because I am obsessed with her.

wat

I meant that she is the girl I am currently with, so clearly I am smitten. Talk about taking something out of context

Nah, the idiots didn't realise that their "source" was actually my mother. They just randomly chose a name out of my Facebook friends and, in what must be called bad luck on their part, that name happened to be my mom's.