Sharkythesharkdogg is looking for a partner.
Please help him out. He's quite lonely.I am sexy, caring and confident. I would describe myself as a delicate flower and I'm looking for a hot, wild bee. I have marginal hygiene and my interests include watching and criticising internet pornography and walking on the beach with my dog. I have a unibrow and my penis is 5"
It's.....it's perfect.
Thanks for rounding it up to 5" buddy!
Unibrows can be plucked, and guys with big penises tend to be lazy 'cause they think their penis will do all the work for them. I'd say you have a good chance, sharky.
lol. And it begins!
Damn you, Jake!!
Hot.
I like Kung-Fu.
I'd hit it.
I'd hit it so hard the man to pull me out would me crowned the next King of England.Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Pics or gtfo.
I maybe have pics of my dog dressed up as Yoda? Or Shredder?
Not even for Halloween, just because I'm a weird recluse.
Oh man...I'd totally hit that...if it wasn't for the "marginal hygiene" part. Unfortunately I've got self-diagnosed OCD. :freak:
Shredded pix nao!
I'm so happy for you, man. But in a dating ad situation where you have interested parties, try not to show them pictures of your dog. It's a bit odd.
You misspelled "dong".
I have this image in my mind of you sitting there stroking your chin with a complatentive expression, while watching Jugs McCavegash get anally double teamed by Bubba and Jaykwon.
there was a picture here
Well, to be fair, I think everyone around here had that mental image of me before DD ever posted anything.
And a dong dressed up as The Shredder just made me fall out of my chair. Well played, Rantz.
I'm getting the feeling DD has a man-crush on me. It's the only thing that explains all this.
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