The EoFF Dating Game

[demondude]

Tonight, I will be your love guru.

Bachelors and bachelorettes, I present to you the eyeson matchmaking extravaganza. It's simple: one of you lucky singles will have a selection of three potential partners who you will question over the round, and they will reply to me through pm and I'll relay the message. The catch? You won't know who they are. Once you choose which of the three mystery participants you want to take out, then courtesy of Genius Lynx, we will take you down to IRC where you can get to know each other a little better. Afterward we expect a full diary of the date and how it got on with the other person. Maybe a rating.

Now, as we know, Sharkythesharkdogg needs a woman. If any ladies (or men so inclined) would like to take him out, pm me for the round so you can be a contestant.

Round 1:

Bachelor: Sharkythesharkdogg

Contestants:

1) Contestant A - Northernchaosgod - Dumped
2) Contestant B - fire_of_avalon - Dated
3) Contestant C - Laddy - Dumped

Final result: Sharky and foa date successfully and have three children out of marriage. Separate when foa finds Sharky's collection of handicapped pornography.

[Peegee]

can we nominate female members?

[demondude]

Anybody willing to let sharky touch them.

Edit: We have our first victim contestant.

[Remon]

Wow I'd feel really awkward about this. Good luck shark XD

And what's the point in listing contestants whose identity is kept secret? o.o

[demondude]

So people know how many slots are left innit.

[Remon]

Guess it works

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Sweet zombie Jesus, once you get an idea in your head you really go all out Jake.



Also, I hate you.

[demondude]

We have contestant B.

Edit: play #tot with us.

2ND POST: We have our third contestant!

So the floor is open. Sharky, ask any questions and our mystery players will pm me their answers. Good luck bro, this might be it for you.

[AngelWings8]

*makes popcorn*

I'm excited to see what happens <makes popcorn="" for="" the="" show=""></makes> BEST SHOW EVER!

[demondude]

Sharky's really shy bless him, so I'm relaying his message.

I really like flowers. If you were a flower, what flower would you be? I'm a delicate, white flower

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Contestanta B, how desperate are you? I mean you volunteered for this. Have you seen my pictures?

Also, how comfortable are you with being buried alive during a particularly rambunctious session of coffin sex?

[Pike]

Contestanta B, how desperate are you? I mean you volunteered for this. Have you seen my pictures?

Also, how comfortable are you with being buried alive during a particularly rambunctious session of coffin sex?

Oh this is gonna get good

[Pheesh]

Oh man, Jersey Shore's new season starts soon and now THIS!

*cries from joy*

[Rantz]

I'm excited to hear the answer!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Flowers are gay, brah.