The EoFF Dating Game

[demondude]

If I were a flower ... I would be a field of forget-me-nots so that when I blow his mind he'll have a place to start the remembering process.

It may not be a flower, but honeysuckle. So I can suck my honey all night long~

[Pheesh]

This thread is going to be good. Maybe even great.

[Caboose]

This is going to be a thread of absolute debauchery. I'm going to be here alot.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Flowers are gay, brah.

Contestants, WTF is going on with Julian's ears? Does he work part time as a radar dish?

If I was having a bad day, what creative insults would you use to kick me while I'm down? Racial slurs mean extra points. Get creative.

[Remon]

I'd go for C

[demondude]

Contestanta B, how desperate are you? I mean you volunteered for this. Have you seen my pictures?

I do it for the lulz.

Also, how comfortable are you with being buried alive during a particularly rambunctious session of coffin sex?

I would say, based on my previous experience, I'm fairly comfortable being in a situation where I lose all control, have a crowd gathered around me in semi-darkness, getting a little dirty and waiting for something heavy to fill my hole.

Contestants, WTF is going on with Julian's ears? Does he work part time as a radar dish?

If I was having a bad day, what creative insults would you use to kick me while I'm down? Racial slurs mean extra points. Get creative.

Julian's ears are actually an amazing example of progressive evolution. Julian and his ancestors were all members of a species we call Creepsters. The culture of these ancient hominids is quite fascinating; you see Creepsters engaged in many forms of voyeurism to report back to their "bros" about the exploits of stronger, more sexually viable males. The Creepsters would discuss what they witnessed and attempt to replicate it for themselves, thereby tricking some wayward female into continuing their less than stellar gene pool.

Julian, were he a prehistoric version of himself, with his ears, would lean against walls to report the sounds he heard back to his tribe.

Also, you think you're having a bad day? I'm the one that has to look at you.

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If you were feeling bad and needed insults, I'd chain you up, gag you, and degrade like the piece of absolute tit you are.

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Contestant A is a little bit retarded and had to ask me if he/she needed to answer one of the questions.

[Loony BoB]

*eats some of AngelWing's popcorn*

[AngelWings8]

*brings slushies and gummy bears too*

[Raistlin]

I'm rooting for Contestant B.

I wonder how many of the contestants are male.

[Peegee]

I'm rooting for Contestant B.

I wonder how many of the contestants are male.

>implying women on the internet

i c wut u did deer

[Slothy]

*brings slushies and gummy bears too*

*makes AngelWings his new best friend* This is quite the show.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Wow, you are some sick, sick people. It concerns me that my ultimate reward for being coerced into this cluster smurf is that I'll have to hold a conversation with one you.


Everyone knows the way to man's heart is through his stomach. Describe to me the ingredients you'd use to make me the perfect sandwich, and win my very desirable heart.


No weird things! Pubic hair does NOT qualify as bean sprouts.


I guess at this point contestant b has 10 points, c has 5 points, and a is a total failure.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Contestants, WTF is going on with Julian's ears? Does he work part time as a radar dish?

[demondude]

I really like flowers. If you were a flower, what flower would you be? I'm a delicate, white flower.

I'd be a rose because they're beautiful and everyone loves them. Also, you know, thorns.

Contestants, WTF is going on with Julian's ears? Does he work part time as a radar dish?

I once heard that Julian's ears double as both wings AND as satellite radio receivers. He's one step closer to the future that is cybernetic enhancements that most of us dream about.

Well someone has to listen to our sweet nothings, babe.

If I was having a bad day, what creative insults would you use to kick me while I'm down? Racial slurs mean extra points. Get creative.

Insults are pretty played out, so I'd just physically kick you while you were down until you passed out to start it all over again the next day.

I'll probably find a better way of formatting it next round.

[Freya]

Oh goodness! I like Contestant A's answer for the insults. heh