Wow, you are some sick, sick people. It concerns me that my ultimate reward for being coerced into this cluster smurf is that I'll have to hold a conversation with one you.


Everyone knows the way to man's heart is through his stomach. Describe to me the ingredients you'd use to make me the perfect sandwich, and win my very desirable heart.


No weird things! Pubic hair does NOT qualify as bean sprouts.


I guess at this point contestant b has 10 points, c has 5 points, and a is a total failure.