Everyone knows the way to man's heart is through his stomach. Describe to me the ingredients you'd use to make me the perfect sandwich, and win my very desirable heart.

Quote Originally Posted by Contestant A
The perfect sandwich would be you sandwiched by me and Contestant B. If you didn't like you, you could just watch in the corner then.
Quote Originally Posted by Contestant B
Eye of newt and jack of ass
All these answers are very crass
Though you'd like a fancy lass
You'll have to settle for my sass

Wool of bat and rotten tomato
Your sandwich will includepotato
You'll have to eat it lying prostrate-o
Because it'll be full ... of crappy potatoes....

Toe of frog and sprig of thyme
I'm finding it hard to complete these rhymes
So let's just make your sammich short & sweet
I'll give you a place to store your meat.
You guys tell me when you want the round to end. If I have to read another one of those, I might not be able to endure much more.