Where is Jiro?

[Freya]

Can we photoshop you into screens of Metal gear solid games? It's like the same thing right?

[Pumpkin]

Dear Jiro,

Why have you gone? Please come back. I need you around here. Without you, who will tell me when Australia Day is? Other Australians? Do they even exist? You were the one who referred me to Rantizen for all my obnoxious noob questions (sorry, Rantizen), without whom, I would not know know that I have six different IP addresses (probably seven now). See? My knowledge had expanded because of you (indirectly). You told me that you like Canada because it is like Australia in that it's awesome. Does that mean nothing to you? Does it mean nothing!? Have you forgotten our few short, (not so) deep and meaningful conversations? Now you've left and you haven't even bothered to send any alimony checks. If you don't come back, ten years from now, veterans will post a topic called 'Remember Jiro?' and the noobs will post 'I thought he was just a legend' then people will say 'Maybe he was. I can't remember any more.' Is that what you want?
We miss you Jiro

<STRIKE>Love,
Sincerley,</STRIKE>
With warm regards,

Shion

[Old Manus]

I'm calling this as the beginning of another staff storyline culminating in some alternate reality game and a month of RPing and username-changing.

[Timekeeper]

So I met up with him the other day, and it turns out he's just been really really busy, so he's had to go cold turkey. 'Cause you know, when Jiro goes on EoFF, he goes all out.
He said he'll be back, but he doesn't know when. I get the feeling that the fact that we're making a big deal about his disappearance will mean that he'll take longer to resurface xD

[Del Murder]

I have some terrible news. Jiro's mission through time has failed. Instead of killing Psychotic and thus preserving the forums, Jiro's shot missed and killed Loony BoB instead. Slowly, BoB will now fade from our lives and memories as history is re-written. There will be no more stats, no more Ciddies, no more FFXIII and XIV fanboyism. Instead our precious forums will be riddled with your mom jokes, teabagging, and variations of the colbert smiley. No post will be safe from his clever edits.

BoB is dead. The Age of Psypocalypse is upon us.

[Pike]

I have some terrible news. Jiro's mission through time has failed. Instead of killing Psychotic and thus preserving the forums, Jiro's shot missed and killed Loony BoB instead. Slowly, BoB will now fade from our lives and memories as history is re-written. There will be no more stats, no more Ciddies, no more FFXIII and XIV fanboyism. Instead our precious forums will be riddled with your mom jokes, teabagging, and variations of the colbert smiley. No post will be safe from his clever edits.

BoB is dead. The Age of Psypocalypse is upon us.

Please tell me this is actually going to be one of those crazy month-long events

[Psychotic]

No, I was not in any of the Metal Gear games.

Weren't you that fella with the beard and sniper rifle in MGS3?

BoB is dead. The Age of Psypocalypse is upon us.

Didn't we just have that last week?

[Shiny]

A dingo ate my Jiro.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have some terrible news. Jiro's mission through time has failed. Instead of killing Psychotic and thus preserving the forums, Jiro's shot missed and killed Loony BoB instead. Slowly, BoB will now fade from our lives and memories as history is re-written. There will be no more stats, no more Ciddies, no more FFXIII and XIV fanboyism. Instead our precious forums will be riddled with your mom jokes, teabagging, and variations of the colbert smiley. No post will be safe from his clever edits.

BoB is dead. The Age of Psypocalypse is upon us.

Statman.

[fire_of_avalon]

I have some terrible news. Jiro's mission through time has failed. Instead of killing Psychotic and thus preserving the forums, Jiro's shot missed and killed Loony BoB instead. Slowly, BoB will now fade from our lives and memories as history is re-written. There will be no more stats, no more Ciddies, no more FFXIII and XIV fanboyism. Instead our precious forums will be riddled with your mom jokes, teabagging, and variations of the colbert smiley. No post will be safe from his clever edits.

BoB is dead. The Age of Psypocalypse is upon us.

Never fear, EoFFers. Where once trod BoB the noble, hope shall never fade. Whispered in corners and shouted from dark rooftops, members of the foa-bellion will not let the Quack be silenced.

[Jiro]

It's not my fault I pulled an Irvine alright.

[rubah]

guys jiro is right there

[Iceglow]

It's always your god damn fault when you pull an Irvine you damn filthy convict

[Loony BoB]

Pike, that could never really be an event because there is no way I could go one month (or even a few days) without giving in to the urge to post. =]

'sup Jiro.

[Freya]

LOOK I found him! You're welcome guys