Dear Jiro,

Why have you gone? Please come back. I need you around here. Without you, who will tell me when Australia Day is? Other Australians? Do they even exist? You were the one who referred me to Rantizen for all my obnoxious noob questions (sorry, Rantizen), without whom, I would not know know that I have six different IP addresses (probably seven now). See? My knowledge had expanded because of you (indirectly). You told me that you like Canada because it is like Australia in that it's awesome. Does that mean nothing to you? Does it mean nothing!? Have you forgotten our few short, (not so) deep and meaningful conversations? Now you've left and you haven't even bothered to send any alimony checks. If you don't come back, ten years from now, veterans will post a topic called 'Remember Jiro?' and the noobs will post 'I thought he was just a legend' then people will say 'Maybe he was. I can't remember any more.' Is that what you want?
We miss you Jiro

<STRIKE>Love,
Sincerley,</STRIKE>
With warm regards,

Shion