Quote Originally Posted by shion View Post
"mon visage quand omelette de fromage" means my face when cheese omlette. What you SHOULD say is "mon visage est un omlette de fromage" meaning my face is a cheese omlette.

"Mon visage quand pas de visage" means my face when no face. you could say "mon visage quand je n'ai pas de visage" which means "my face when I have no face" which doesn't make that much more sense, but is grammatically correct.
Thank you! I am going to file these particular phrases away for my own nefarious purposes. >:3