My bad, Citizen Bleys. From your posts you seem to speak it well enough. Other than the calçon thing.

I also want to apologize, I made an error.
Vous is 'you' plural, like you guys, when adressing a group of people
Ils is them, they, it plural.

LESSON 2 -Proper french insults:

Alot of these are what my teachers like to call "anglaisismes" meaning english words made to sound french. Alot of them are spelt almost the same as in english but are pronounced differently.

Ta face (meaning, obviously, your face. Face, however, is pronounced more like fass.)
or you could say
Ton visage
meaning, your face.

Ta mère, meaning your mom.

Gros laid, meaning big ugly.
*** laid and lait are pronounced the same in french. Laid means ugly, lait means milk. Technically if spoken, someone could be calling you either big ugly, or big milk. Which is more insulting? I dunno.

Mon cue, meaning my the-other-word-for-butt.
Mes fesses means the same thing.

Chienne femelle
Female dog

Trou-de-cue
a**hole

Personne dont les parents n'était pas marrié au temps de sa naissance.
Person who's parents were not married at the time of their birth. (meaning the word I am not sure I am allowed to post)

Different ways of saying "shut up"or "stop talking":
Ferme-la.
La ferme.
Ferme-toi la.
Ferme-toi la dont.
Ferme toi la yeule.
Ferme ta yeule.
Ferme-toi la, ta yeule.
Ta yeule.
Ferme ta boîte.
Ferme-toi la boîte.
Ferme dont ta boîte.
Arrête de parler.
Arrête dont de parler.

Ignorant (ignorant for a male)
Ignorante (ignorant for a female)

stupid (male)
stupide (female)

con (slang word for stupid for a male)
conne (for a female)

débile (fancy way of calling someone stupid, works for both genders)

Gros (big/fat for a male)
grosse (for a female)

laid (ugly for a male)
laide (ugly for a female)

This is the general. They can be combined:

Ta mère est grosse, laide et débile. Je n'aime pas sa face.
Your mom is big, ugly and stupid. I don't like her face.

*** face is feminin, so you would use ta, ma, sa, la before it
visage is masculin, so you would use ton, mon, son, le before it (among others)