I am really happy
I went to get a haircut today. The hairdresser was very nice. She was a bit old but very provocative and she had an alluring voice. When she started touching my head I felt really nice and I started smiling which I don’t usually do because I’m scared of getting my haircut. My former hairdresser always told me it would “look okay in a couple of weeks” but it didn’t and the other kids would throw rocks at me because I looked like Jo Brand.
But I didn’t care because I liked Jo Brand and sometimes when I would imagine what my wife would look like if I had one it would be her because she looks cuddly and she would not hit me.
So I felt comfortable when my hairdresser touched my head and I wanted to stay longer so she could touch it some more, so I asked for it to be all shaved off. I also liked talking to her because I was talking about my favourite X-Men and why Wolverine is not actually the strongest and she was listening to me and people don’t do that usually.
And then she was stroking my head more and I got an erection because I liked this. I got a bit embarrassed because it was very visible and last time I had a visible erection was during my leavers’ ball and my date slapped me and ran off and I cried a lot so my mom took me home early. I didn’t want that to happen so I tried to imagine ugly things, but then my hairdresser touched her breasts a bit so I couldn’t.
But she was really nice about it and so I wrote my number on the money I gave her and she is going to go on a date with me. I am going to pick her up from the retirement home later and I am very excited, so I am going to wear my lucky underpants which are yellow but they were originally white. I’m really looking forward to it because she does not know I am coming because she did not have time to reply yet.
This will show Jake for picking on me.