The EoFF Love Tunnel

[demondude]

So as we know, Sharkythesharkdogg is going on a date with foa. A part two of our dating game thread, in here we discuss just how lovely the pairing is and we get minute-by-minute information on how our new couple is doing.

Personally I'm just so happy this is going to happen. I mean, when he told me he needed a woman in his life I sympathised with him. But when he broke down I knew I had to do something. And as for foa, well behind the masochism and antipathy for everything, there is a hunger for rampant and non-stop sex. Our psychoanalyst, Angelwings8 might be able to offer us more analysis. What are your feelings towards this?

Let us celebrate the love.

[fire_of_avalon]

So... is this like the Bachelor? Do I have to become a gold digging bottle blonde with fake nails, fake tits and a fake tan?

Because I've been preparing for that day for my entire life.

[demondude]

Whatever feels right!

And guys, it's barely been a couple of hours and they're having a blast. I knew they would get along so well. Sharky sent me this postcard in the post.



And it came with a Polaroid from foa too!



A match made in heaven. There's a reason I'm the Love Guru here.

[fire_of_avalon]

I look like a Seussian monstrosity.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I look quite dashing!


So I'm thinking our first date should be an illegal cock fight.

In Juarez. Wait, are they even illegal there?

[fire_of_avalon]

I'm sure if one type of cock fighting isn't illegal the other is.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

It seems you're part of a bike gang. Will I have to worry about you dropping of meth to your different sellers during our date?

[Psychotic]

This thread is either adorable or horrifying. I'm not sure which one of the two it is though. Perhaps both.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I believe it shall now be referred to as "adorafying."

[AngelWings8]

How did I get dragged into this? :O_O: Psychoanalyze? We're gonna need to schedule a couples session and I expect to be handsomely compensated for my time and expertise.

My feelings? They're going to have lots of sex and babies BUT sharky might kill you one day for putting him up to this

[demondude]

Thanks, AngelWings. I'm so glad we have a real professional to help us out.

[AngelWings8]

Better start carrying pepper spray, DD.

[demondude]

Carrying condiments is the woman's job.

[AngelWings8]

Better start learning dance karate? ‪Ross Dance Karate ( FR

Or else this might be you: ‪Friends - Ross Screaming‬‏ - YouTube
:chuckle:

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Carrying condiments is the woman's job.

Good point. FOA, I like chipolte. Just a heads up.


Why is our professional already talking babies? DD, you need to start doing better background checks.

I'm a good example of your countless mistakes.