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    Dancing Chocobo Bidets

    I've heard once I use one, I'll never go back to tp.

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    People who get their butt shot with water don't wipe after anyway? o_O

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    The tricky part is working your way up to doing it, which I won't - so there's no fear of ever not going back.

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    Guys. You guys.

    Bidets are amazing.

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    I tried a Japanese bidet when I went to Tokyo. I thought it was pretty nice and it's unfortunate we don't have them everywhere in the US. That said...I think I'll survive without trying to lug one over here



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    I'm wet already

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    But are they better than the three seashells?

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    Bidets are great, but corncobs are greater.

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    While we're doing wikipedia, this is also very relevant: Toilet paper orientation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    If you're an under I will smite you.

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    Over!

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    Definitely an 'over' person.

    As for bidets, I find that feeling 'splashback' from pooping is one of the worst feelings in the world, so I don't think I'd like having something shoot water at my butt like that. I'm happy enough with toilet paper.

    Also, I echo NCG's question. Don't they use toilet paper after their butt gets wet anyway? I mean, do they have butt-air-dryers in their toilets as well?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Also, I echo NCG's question. Don't they use toilet paper after their butt gets wet anyway? I mean, do they have butt-air-dryers in their toilets as well?
    And I'm an over person as well. And yes, some do have butt air dryers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution View Post
    While we're doing wikipedia, this is also very relevant: Toilet paper orientation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    If you're an under I will smite you.
    I just stick it on the dispenser without a thought! I'm curious to see if it's under or over when I go home. I'm so excited!

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