Seriously, what the jeff. Had to mission on to the supermarket today to get a birthday card for my little sister and shiet. It's pretty warm out today and I hadn't drunk anything either so by the time I got there I was pretty dehydrated. Grabbed a bottle of water from the drinks cabinet without really paying attention, started my walk back, cracked the bottle and took a swig and blahhreiuwvoihgew. Stuff is seriously vile. I wonder if any of you fine people have had to experience this kind of misery in your lives as well.

Can we all agree on this? Or are some of you out there the worst people in the world who are adding to the demand for this scum and keeping it lurking about next to proper water? If so, shame on you. I hope you walk around with a sign on your back that says "UNCLEAN" so people know to stay away from you and your bubbly scum water.