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[Jiro]

I do enjoy that last one xD

[Dignified Pauper]

That last one was great!


Pika Pika?
Stranger 1: pika CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger 2: Pikaaaaa CHUUUUUUUU
Stranger 2: mine's better
Stranger 1: my chu was longer
Stranger 1: just sayin.......
Stranger 2: my P was capitalized
Stranger 1: i had more uuuuuuuu
Stranger 2: I had more aaaaaa
Stranger 1: which gives me more power
Stranger 2: Hmmm...
Stranger 1: yea, but there is supose to be only one a
Stranger 2: Well that just means you were going for longer
Stranger 1: like sound it out
Stranger 2: the more "aaaa" means I was charging longer!
Stranger 1: but the more chuuuuuuu
Stranger 1: means i was firing for longer
Stranger 1: more lighting
Stranger 2: But that doesn't necessarily mean more power
Stranger 1: ahh
Stranger 2: that just means a longer duration
Stranger 1: good point
Stranger 1: true, true
Stranger 2: yeah...
Stranger 2: You know what?
Stranger 1: so i guess urs had more power but less duration
Stranger 2: Pretty much
Stranger 1: what?
Stranger 2: So there's no real way to gauge the powers now
Stranger 2: so I say we just put this all behind us ^0^
Stranger 1: good plan
Stranger 2 has disconnected


Ninjas or Pirates?
Stranger 1: ninjas, forever ninjas
Stranger 2: ninjas
Stranger 1: its the only choice!
Stranger 2: ikr
Stranger 1: idk why anyone would say pirate
Stranger 2: if there weird they would
Stranger 1: very true
Stranger 1: you have a good night sire

What would take longer? 1) Circling the globe by foot; or, 2) Eating a manhole cover?
Stranger 1: hmmm
Stranger 1: depends on if i can use sauce
Stranger 2: Oh dear...
Stranger 2: Hmm...
Stranger 1: i have to say
Stranger 1: manholes are a little bland just plain
Stranger 1: not much spice to them
Stranger 2: I'll say eating the manhole cover.
Stranger 1: now, if i had a bottle of tabasco sauce
Stranger 1: i could chow down finish that manhole cover in 2 hours flat
Stranger 1: yum yum
Stranger 1: also
Stranger 2: I mean, you may eventually erode it down to a swallowable bit...
Stranger 1: tabasco sauce is so acidic
Stranger 1: it would just eat through the metal
Stranger 2: But it'll take smurfin' years, man.
Stranger 1: problem solved
Stranger 1: no you
Stranger 1: you would take smurfing years
Stranger 1: to teach
Stranger 2: NO smurf YOU
Stranger 1: the importance
Stranger 1: of
Stranger 2 has disconnected

What sort of shenanigans do you engage in? 1) Tomfoolery; 2) Lolly-gaggin'; 3) Haberdashery; or, 4) Balderdash
Stranger 1: all of the above
Stranger 2: I've been known to haberdash
Stranger 2: But I ain't one for lolly-gaggin', let me tell you.
Stranger 2 has disconnected