the new beta feature allows you to ask two strangers a question and watch them answer in real time.
Examples:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Please show your work.
Stranger 1: im homeless
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Liza Minelli is naked in front of you. What do?
Stranger 1: ask her to make me a sandwich
Stranger 2: Change Pokemon.
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20 minutes to live, how many marshmallow peeps can you get down? Yellow, for clarification.
Stranger 2: 64
Stranger 1: over 9000
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Stranger is a TRAP! WHAT DO!?
Stranger 1: um
Stranger 2: pics or it didnt happen
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What are you opinions on /b/?
Stranger 1: what is /b/
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What are you opinions on /b/?
Stranger 2: I just got you
Stranger 2: what the hell
Stranger 2: the dude posted a trex
Stranger 2: i posted nyan
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***THIS ONE FOR PGies***
Are you a /b/tard?
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Flying Spaghetti Monster has touched you with his noodly appendage. How does this make you feel?
Stranger 2: half chub
Stranger 1: which noodley appendage?