Inspired by Huxley's post here:

In this thread every post must be an in-character account of the last game you played. It can be as long or brief as you like, and as silly or as serious as you like, but it must be in character. Screenshots are not required, but are encouraged!

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Day 4. There is still no sign of the surface. My world continues to consist largely of rocks and dirt. I'm really not sure why the yahoos at corporate wanted me to come down here to begin with; do we really need iron and copper that badly? At least they've set me up with everything that I need, though. And at least I've fashioned myself slightly better armor, so I no longer have to wear that bucket on my head.

Did I mention that the highlight of my day was no longer having to wear that bucket? What a crazy job. I mean, I know I was desperate when I went to the unemployment office, but this is nuts. Anyways, that's a whole 'nother rant. As I was saying, I've got a nice helmet now. Maybe if I can get a good picture in the torchlight (doubtful) I'll toss it up on Facebook after this whole thing is over.

Well, that's all for today's report. I'm going to eat a handful of mushrooms (so much for that drug test) and then hole myself up in a makeshift rock fort and rest up for a bit. Maybe take a nap. Although I'm not sure how successful I'll be with that constant disgusting splatting noise coming from the other side of the wall. I wonder what it is, anyway? Guess I'll find out tomorrow...

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