Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
As for bidets, I find that feeling 'splashback' from pooping is one of the worst feelings in the world, so I don't think I'd like having something shoot water at my butt like that.
Yeah, but think about why that feeling is so terrible. You're basically having water full of piss and trout splashing back up on to you. I really don't think that's all that comparable with how a bidet would feel. Just knowing it's clean water would make all the difference in the world psychologically.

Personally, I've never used a bidet but I love the idea of them. I'd imagine it would get things cleaner much easier than toilet paper for guys with hairy asses like mine.