I would have to make my decision then and there, but one thing is for sure: I would enjoy the sweet taste of justice, every last gruesome bit. Of course, anyone who knows me in real life also knows I really do have a dark side that's only just under the surface, so everyone is careful with what they say and do around me. I tend to... snap... a lot of times, and my rigid self control is the only thing that prevents me from pouring bleach into someone's drink.