Last Night, I had a dream about you~

[Jiro]

There are great mouseover texts but I can't be smurfed going to everyone's profile to see it. Bring back the rep in the post bit!

[Pike]

I think you're obsessed with us.

It's just how I show I care!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Awww, I love you too.

[Rodarian]

I had a dream that I was making out with people...I'm a slutty person now.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're a slutty person now?

[Jiro]

Well on the EoFF Standardised Sluttiness Scale, he's only just moved into the actual slutty range. Because all of you bastards are over the top.

[demondude]

I thought I'd help contextualise it for future reference. Feel free to place yourselves on my chart.

[Jiro]

I'm under foa.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I just got the reference in the thread title.

[fire_of_avalon]

I am not a slut! What the smurf. ;__________; That should be the EoFF badassery scale.

[demondude]

I'm pretty sure if I shouted into your vagina there would be an echo. Also, potentially a colony of humans.

[fire_of_avalon]

And I'm pretty sure if I shouted into your vagina the overwhelming stench of hobo cheese would knock me down.

(Because you have a vagina AND it's really dirty.)

[demondude]

I don't have a vagina.

[fire_of_avalon]

My sources say otherwise.

(How was that almond butter?)

[demondude]

It was rubbish because sharky threw up on me and then Dak started crying.