I had this really weird dream about Mogi the other night.

We went to HEB with this lady that I recognized as his bitchiest aunt, and we were shopping around and she was being bitchy, and eventually we just started to ignore her and crack jokes 'cause she was a bitchy bitch and poo on her. And she didn't like that very much, so she sent Mogi to talk to this mechanic guy. And I was like "oh okay he's going to learn about handy things like fixing stuff how neat" and then I realized, no...no this guy wasn't a mechanic. He was going to fix Mogi's teeth! With his wrench! So I ran over there and punched him in the face, only I missed. A lot. And then I was back standing next to his "aunt" again. And then I was like, "oh tit, he's not gonna fix his teeth, he's gonna sell him into a prostitution ring!" So I grabbed Mogi and left the building, but this chick on a jeep was firing a machine gun at us, but it was okay because we dodged all of the bullets. Then we got separated. I think he had to stay behind for some reason. But I got to the car, and a couple of my friends and some other chick who I recognized as someone who had come to the store with us got in the car. But this was bad because in my dream logic, if Mogi got into the car and then they all piled in, that was okay, but if they got in first, then we had to leave and couldn't come back for another year. So Mogi was gone. I left and a year zapped by, and it was time to go get Mogi. They put him on their basketball team. The "mechanic" who looked a bit like a genie now had a basketball attached to the chain, and I recognized that basketball as Mogi, and shouted, "NOOOOO he made Mogi his bitch! No no no! My Mogi is a changed man now and gone from me forever."