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For chat of a general nature. Unfortunately, there's no real way of knowing if the people you are talking to in here are robots or not.
As a part of my ongoing mission to ensure that all forum interactions with myself are pleasant ones, I am here to clear up any doubt or misgivings you may have when you converse with me and confirm that I am, in fact, a robot.

I shall also take this opportunity to assuage any fears by confirming that, as a part of my programming, I may not injure an EoFFer or, through inaction, allow an EoFFer to come to harm.

Fear not, little humans, for you are safely ensconced in my metallic embrace.