Re: The General Chat description

[Pike]

General Chat

For chat of a general nature. Unfortunately, there's no real way of knowing if the people you are talking to in here are robots or not.

As a part of my ongoing mission to ensure that all forum interactions with myself are pleasant ones, I am here to clear up any doubt or misgivings you may have when you converse with me and confirm that I am, in fact, a robot.

I shall also take this opportunity to assuage any fears by confirming that, as a part of my programming, I may not injure an EoFFer or, through inaction, allow an EoFFer to come to harm.

Fear not, little humans, for you are safely ensconced in my metallic embrace.

[Madame Adequate]

I like crushing the skulls of human infants under my mechanical boot.

[rubah]

did anyone notice the change right before that one? I forget what it said but remember being amused and then dismayed as I envisioned Roogle's SEOpinion.

[theundeadhero]

I knew changing the description would lure you robots out! Now it's time to SMAAAAASH!

[Psychotic]

did anyone notice the change right before that one? I forget what it said but remember being amused and then dismayed as I envisioned Roogle's SEOpinion.

[Pike]

I knew changing the description would lure you robots out! Now it's time to SMAAAAASH!

But I am a friendly robot

[Freya]

ROBOT?! *hugs*

[Pike]

I shall happily dispense robot hugs to all interested human citizens.

[Old Manus]

Where's Yahoo Slurp Spider when you need him?

[NorthernChaosGod]

I shall happily dispense robot hugs to all interested human citizens.

Ooh, metal bosom.

[Pike]

/waggles metal behind

[NorthernChaosGod]

/smacks metal behind

/winces in pain

[Rabbits on the Run]

I knew changing the description would lure you robots out! Now it's time to SMAAAAASH!

But I am a friendly robot

I, Robot taught me that they're not any nice robots just ones that haven't realized their self or gone haywire and killed me yet.

I, Robot also taught me that Will Smith can not act.

[Jessweeee♪]

Pike vs. zohaib hussain, who gets to be EoFF's pet bot?!

[Peegee]

bite my shiny metal ass.

why do you have pics of human female