PG, you're my hero.Originally Posted by Peegee
PG, you're my hero.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
I had:
- a guy at my old job ask me for a threesome with his wife.
- Also at old job a old mexican sugar daddy hit on me which caused some big mexican woman try to fight me over said old mexican man. o.o
- Again, old job, Some man told me how he'd pleasure me orally for hours and how he wanted me to wrap my legs around his head. I had to kick him out of the store.
- Another guy hit on me, then left the store only to call back for my number. And after saying no he continued to call back for a few hours.
- Had a guy ask me if I want to be one of his wives (he was serious o.o and he had two women hanging on him and he was some old foreign dude. o.o)
- Bluntly ask for sex and when I explained I had a husband at the time (hey I thought it'd work) he said, "It's okay, he's not here, he wont find out." Then didn't leave my store for another 20 minutes.
- A guy my fathers age asked me for my number and would not take no for an answer. Another customer had to tell him to leave after 5 minutes of telling him no. The guy even had to nudge him out the door.
There are many more I'm sure I just can't think of them now.
Creepers and Oklahoma go hand in hand it seems, and they seem to flock to me and I don't know why. ;_; I hate leaving my house sometimes. I'm so glad I live so far out so they don't follow me home.
Nobody has ever creeped on me in real life before, I feel left out.
(SPOILER)it's because I have the body of a 12-year old boy and also have acne
I've had a couple weird instances online, I suppose. One guy flirted with me pretty heavily over IM for a while and then asked if I would be ever willing to get breast implants when he found out that I have no curves. It was great.
shoulda gave the second guy your number haha. in fact that seems like a good idea get your most creepy friend to bother the girl you like then you just come along and assist her by "removing" him lol the perfect plan.
I've not really had any creepers in my life. That I can remember, anyway. Oh, but people have hacked my email/chat account on Yahoo!, have warned me from flying to California to visit Stefanie (gf at the time) with threats to beat me up and whatever, stuff like that. But mostly just assholes, not creepers. I think girls get a lot more creepers than guys do.
Also, I can't help but think of that girl from the Kids React videos when reading this thread. Whenever I say 'creeper' it feels wrong if I don't do the creeper finger thing she does. xD
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Me too haha.
I can't recall any specific creeping moments although I think I've had a few. Even if I could recall them it would not be prudent to talk about them as they likely stem from EoFFers...
That's complete bulltit!
Robots do not get implants! They're called cybernetic upgrades to your chassis. Clearly if he didn't know that, it wasn't going to work anyway.
Freya, you should start getting their numbers instead. Then when the next creeper #2 asks for your number and wont back off, you give him creeper #1's phone number.
Hahaha, dangling? What the hell. The only butts I've seen dangle are the ones on people age 60 and up.
There's many creepy people who dwell in NYC. Have you ever heard the song the freaks come out at night? Well, they come out at daytime too and early mornings. Watch out joggers! Most of them tend to sound like a cross between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. I have no idea why.
The funniest creeper incident was actually close to my home (not in the city). This little boy on a bike started hitting on me. Asking me if I went to the high school. All his little friends that were with him had bikes and lollipops. I don't know why I found that so funny, but I just started dying of laughter. And then he was like, "Wanna go get some pizza?" I replied jokingly, "Yeah sure, just let me drive you there with my car and get you home before curfew." He kept trying me though even though I mentioned that I have a bf. His little friends were like "C'mon man, she has a bf." He was like, "I DON'T GIVE A smurf. Can I have yo numba? Can I have yo numba?" I was like, "Yeah, my number is 555-I don't want to go to jail for statutory rape-88." I never saw him or his little bicycle gang again thankfully.
One time I was at Wal-Mart with my mom buying stuff for a sewing class I was taking in high school, and when we got to the register this creeper started hitting on her by turning bible passages into pickup lines (I wish I could remember them, they were so derp), and she responded by being a total wall, like. So since he couldn't get a response out of her, he turned to me and said "hello little girl you have pretty hair" and I'm just thinking "omg ew pedo I'm fourteen and I look twelve." I've been lucky enough not to run into other creepers.
Wow Freya's got some spectacular stories. I can't beat those, but I've had a couple instances on the train going home from work. I was pretty new to the city, and there was this one guy, middle-aged, sitting by himself in a seat perpendicular to mine (he was facing the aisle and I was facing him). I typically don't talk to strangers on the train so I had my earphones in and was looking out the window. He started talking to me about how lonely he was and I felt kinda bad for him so I listened. Then he started asking me where I lived and which stop I get off at. He had something odd about him so I got creeped out and stopped talking to him. He started touching my leg and I got really creeped out and moved it. He asked if he was making me uncomfortable and I replied yes. He apologies and I tell him that's okay. Then he gets angry and yells at me for not wanting to talk to him. Then he got off the train. I was new to the city, didn't live in the safest neighborhood and wasn't really sure how I was supposed to handle the situation >.<
And maybe not creepy, but not something I didn't expect to encounter at 9am on the way to work...a guy on my bus a couple weeks ago was obviously intoxicated. Kept falling asleep and dropping stuff. When he woke up he kept talking to me and another girl next to me about how someone pushed him into a train, and then showed us this huge pus-infested gash on his arm with stitches. He kept repeating how much pain he was in. Then he started yelling "Where are we?!" and ran off the bus and started yelling at people outside "Where are we?!"
Oh, and one of my ex-boyfriend's best friends had this strange habit of trying to grope me and grab my ass. Even after you tell him it's not okay...I think he thought it was funny or something. My boyfriend had to have a sit down talk with him before he stopped. Then he kept acting like he was wronged or offended.
SERIOUSLY!That's complete bulltit!
Robots do not get implants! They're called cybernetic upgrades to your chassis. Clearly if he didn't know that, it wasn't going to work anyway.
I am so glad I am currently dating a fellow robot who understands these sorts of things.
Also I feel the need to point out that every time I see the title of this thread I think of Minecraft
(SPOILER)
This is brilliant.
EDIT: Bible Pickup lines?
Last edited by Timekeeper; 08-16-2011 at 10:45 AM.
Posting from work because I think I just became the creeper.
Jana: I don't understand why it calls for eleven and a half feet on a twelve foot counter.
Me: So you can have six inches of flex. Everybody needs six inches of flex.
Jana: ....I'm not saying a word.
Signature by rubah. I think.
The last time I was a creeper to someone I got a girlfriend for about a year and a half.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
I just had a telemarketer at my secretary job hit on me because "I had a sexy voice." He wanted my number and email and tried to give me his. Even though i said no and goodbye a lot.
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