Once while at work, there was a girl that worked there. It came up and she said she turned 18 in 4 months, to which I reply 'Well four months until I lose interest.'

I'm pretty sure I'm the creeper.

Unrelated note, I love getting cat calls from chicks, and then there was the hot one who drove by while I was walking saying she wanted to play with my hair. I don't see what your womens problems with men doing this are. :P (SPOILER)Please no prolonged rants that show you're taking me to seriously.