Nobody has ever creeped on me in real life before, I feel left out.

(SPOILER)it's because I have the body of a 12-year old boy and also have acne

I've had a couple weird instances online, I suppose. One guy flirted with me pretty heavily over IM for a while and then asked if I would be ever willing to get breast implants when he found out that I have no curves. It was great.