Hahaha, dangling? What the hell. The only butts I've seen dangle are the ones on people age 60 and up.Originally Posted by Rye
There's many creepy people who dwell in NYC. Have you ever heard the song the freaks come out at night? Well, they come out at daytime too and early mornings. Watch out joggers! Most of them tend to sound like a cross between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy. I have no idea why.
The funniest creeper incident was actually close to my home (not in the city). This little boy on a bike started hitting on me. Asking me if I went to the high school. All his little friends that were with him had bikes and lollipops. I don't know why I found that so funny, but I just started dying of laughter. And then he was like, "Wanna go get some pizza?" I replied jokingly, "Yeah sure, just let me drive you there with my car and get you home before curfew." He kept trying me though even though I mentioned that I have a bf. His little friends were like "C'mon man, she has a bf." He was like, "I DON'T GIVE A smurf. Can I have yo numba? Can I have yo numba?" I was like, "Yeah, my number is 555-I don't want to go to jail for statutory rape-88." I never saw him or his little bicycle gang again thankfully.
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