A creeper.

[Pike]

I've had a couple weird instances online, I suppose. One guy flirted with me pretty heavily over IM for a while and then asked if I would be ever willing to get breast implants when he found out that I have no curves. It was great.

That's complete bulltit!


Robots do not get implants! They're called cybernetic upgrades to your chassis. Clearly if he didn't know that, it wasn't going to work anyway.

SERIOUSLY!

I am so glad I am currently dating a fellow robot who understands these sorts of things.

Also I feel the need to point out that every time I see the title of this thread I think of Minecraft

(SPOILER)