Simple, besides Seifer, none of you are blond, egotistical jocks.
How can I look into a mirror if they're all broken? Mirrors are so useless, breaking just like that. Who invented them anyways?
Seymour....in...character? Or just Kefka knock off like always? No sword either!
Lighten up bro. Maybe you should end the suffering of the dude that stuck that stick up your poop hole first
What is it with you and Suffering. That's why good guys escape. Don't Prolong it. Just stab them in the back of the head while they are sleeping.
I have two swords. I can combine them to make a real big sword.
That is all I know about myself.
Where are the list makers? Someone come make us some lists. I can't be arsed.
Why are you made of metal? I shall call you Sonny the Robot.
You're the impostor who framed his own twin brother for killing the king. But that's a spoiler.