I lose everything.

[Shiny]

Me: Where are my glasses?!
Sister: They're in your hand.
Me: Oh. hurr derp

[Pike]

Oh man, I misplace my glasses all the time.

Do you know how difficult it is to find your glasses when you kind of need your glasses to see?

[Agent Proto]

Oh man, I misplace my glasses all the time.

Do you know how difficult it is to find your glasses when you kind of need your glasses to see?

Yes, and I hate it. Especially when I fall asleep with my glasses on. Often, they fall off my face and then when I wake up, I spend 5-10 minutes looking around for my glasses, and it's especially difficult when your vision is a blur.

Anyway... as for the original topic. I wouldn't say that I lose everything, but I'm not exactly neat so things could potentially get lost if I don't pay attention to them. For the most part, I rarely lose stuff, but I did manage to lose some games. Like one of my Phoenix Wright games. Though, I did manage to find my copy of Pokemon Diamond after I thought I had lost it.

[Jiro]

I have a drawer where everything I need daily goes. The problem with this is that sometimes people touch my things and they go missing. My room is sometimes messy, but it is always a coordinated mess.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I'm reasonably well organized. My father is not. We currently work together.

I'm trying to find a way to set him on fire and make it look like an accident.

The only time I'm really bad about losing things is if I'm distracted in the middle of working on something. I'll lay down whatever it is I'm using someplace near by instead of the place I always keep it stored. As long as it goes back in it's designated spot, I can find what I'm looking for. If I laid it down randomly because I was distracted (say by and annoying co-worker), it's game over.

[AngelWings8]

I'm so unhealthily OCD that I always have to put things back in its place every time. And make sure it's orderly. However, this was also what caused me so much trouble recently because I was looking for the case to my down comforter and nearly threw a fit because I couldn't find it in my closet. Turns out, I buried it in the bottom of a chest underneath all my other blankets and sheets and towels. I also have all my purses lined up on the top shelf of my closet...but I simply cannot find a champagne colored clutch that I need to bring to a wedding next week

[rubah]

I have been known to lose a thing or two

[Jiro]

Surprised by the lack of "sanity" answers honestly.

[fire_of_avalon]

I was gonna make a temper pun earlier, but played out.

[Jiro]

10 points for thought.

[Shlup]

I am a scatterbrained retard and am constantly losing everything especially my soul.

[Jiro]

The first part of that sentence is just begging to be taken out of context.

[Mercen-X]

Just do what I do and blame your parents. It worked for me till I visited Canada and then pretty much started to blame the people I was living with. That didn't go over well.

I know I'm ill-organized when it comes to my own stuff. I just kind of assume I'm always putting it in the same place and that it's important enough to me that someone would be willing to steal it. But usually, when I've lost something, I've just had an off day and placed it somewhere else. This is a family trait. My dad does it. My mom does it. My grandma once lost her keys and was convinced the cleaning service stole them... until my mom found them in the freezer.
I used to always accuse my parents of stealing my money... when I was the one stealing from them. I am such a little rat.