Girl Friends

[demondude]

PSSSYYYCHHEEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

..

let's play soggy biscuit

again.

[Pheesh]

K, you must be getting pretty sick of losing though.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

..I don't know what I'm going to do when I have to find bridesmaids when I get married

My friend has the social skills of a bag of dog food, so she didn't have many friends. She's also from Poland so she gets a little shy.The main reason we're friends is because I met her through boyfriend of the time.

So when their wedding came, she used family for most of her bridesmaids, and I was the "man of honor" instead of her having a maid of honor. I held the bouquet, and a lot of other duties. :laughing:


But that's what friends are for.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I bet you looked quite stunning in your dress.

[AngelWings8]

Aww sharky that's sweet of you! I think I could probably find a few girls to be my bridesmaids, but they're not as close as I'd like them to be. Also, I know it's weird, but I always kinda wanted my younger brother to be one of my "groomsmen/bridesmaid/whatever". Guys can have their brothers as their best man, girls can have their sisters as their maid of honor...why should my brother be on the groom's side when he's my brother?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol. That actually reminds me, one of my close friends has decided I'll be her maid of honor when she gets married.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

I bet you looked quite stunning in your dress.

I looked ravishing.

I wore a tux, jackass! And if you think the ladies didn't pick up on the fact that I'm a good guy, think again. They were completely ignoring the wedding ring on my finger trying to hit on me.

So, if you want the already depressed, desperate wedding friends of the bride to hit on you, be your friend's "Man of Honor". Just bring pepper spray, because they were like hyenas and it was a little uncomfortable.

[Freya]

Guys, Guys I need help.

Quick back story, got a new ehhh fairly recently boyfriend, met his friends. His friends wives and GF's want me to come have dinner with them cause i made a good impression? WHAT DO?! I've never had a group of chick friends. All my friends have always been nerdy guys. ;_;

[demondude]

Finger buffet.

[Freya]

Bad, DD. Bad.

[demondude]

What are you implying?

Edit: You're disgusting.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I bet you looked quite stunning in your dress.

I looked ravishing.

I wore a tux, jackass! And if you think the ladies didn't pick up on the fact that I'm a good guy, think again. They were completely ignoring the wedding ring on my finger trying to hit on me.

So, if you want the already depressed, desperate wedding friends of the bride to hit on you, be your friend's "Man of Honor". Just bring pepper spray, because they were like hyenas and it was a little uncomfortable.

Hahaha, chill.

And I will be her man of honor and I will take all the of the attention of those desperate and lonely friends. /smug

[sharkythesharkdogg]

You didn't have me on edge, remembering all those women trying to slip me phone numbers and things put me on edge. Seriously, if you're single and looking, it might work in your favor. Plus it's just a good thing to do for your friend.

Go get 'em, sexy. Find yourself a cougar with her biological clock kicking into overdrive.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're just making this sound better and better.

[fire_of_avalon]

All this wedding talk is making the impending nuptials of my best friend and my status as the eternal bridesmaid feel pretty horrific right now. Thanks friends!