Being the handsome beast I am, asking me to take an unattractive picture is like asking gravity to go the other direction for a minute. But I will post this charming picture in which I try to imitate an ugly face (utterly failing, as you can see - don't pretend like it doesn't make you at least a little hot and bothered). I may even do a few more valiant attempts later, though I doubt I'll have much luck.

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