So I know how it works. Everyone gets in the good light, wears the good bra, has the right amount of bro-scent and stubble. And then you get pictures in the picture thread.
I was challenged in #eoff to post the most unattractive picture of myself I could find. And I was afraid. I was afraid you'd light your torches, gather your pitchforks and chase me to the giant windmill we keep in the staff forum for such things.
But this is my courage. Look only if you want to know the stuff of nightmares.
And post only if you have any guts at all.
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