When do you shower?

[Mercen-X]

I shower when it rains.
I shower when it's just too damned hot.
I shower at 10 am.
I shower at 6:30 pm.
I shower after work.
I shower after gym.
I shower after sex.
I shower when I can't open my eyes.
I shower when my hair makes its own gel.
I shower when my ears itch.
I shower when I can't sit down.
I shower when I can't stand moving my arms near my face.
I shower when I think of you.
I shower to relax sometimes so I need to take it slow.
I shower when I really need to pee.
I shower everyday... sometimes.
I shower every other day... most times.
I shower on the third day... most other times.
I shower once a week... or at least every two weeks.
I never wait longer than a month.
I need to go home and take a shower.

Oh... I'm a guy.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think you underestimate how much you sweat in your sleep.

It's cold in the winter time though even with the heat on. I take it at night because sometimes it will be 15 degrees in the morning and there is no way I want to be wet and naked in that kind of temp.

Do your pipes freeze in the winter or what?

[blackmage_nuke]

I shower when it rains.
I shower when it's just too damned hot.
I shower at 10 am.
I shower at 6:30 pm.
I shower after work.
I shower after gym.
I shower after sex.
I shower when I can't open my eyes.
I shower when my hair makes its own gel.
I shower when my ears itch.
I shower when I can't sit down.
I shower when I can't stand moving my arms near my face.
I shower when I think of you.
I shower to relax sometimes so I need to take it slow.
I shower when I really need to pee.
I shower everyday... sometimes.
I shower every other day... most times.
I shower on the third day... most other times.
I shower once a week... or at least every two weeks.
I never wait longer than a month.
I need to go home and take a shower.

Oh... I'm a guy.

I will not shower Sam I am

[CimminyCricket]

I'm a male and I shower when I'm horny (mostly right in the morning).

[starlet]

I shower every time I hear THIS SONG!

[Timekeeper]

I have a severe dislike for being damp, especially while in bed.
Therefore I shower in the morning so that my hair is not at all wet while lying in bed.
UHHG.

[Mercen-X]

.

I will not shower Sam I am

Unless you join me and wash my hams?

[cloud_doll]

Well it seems with females it's either or. Too close to draw any real conclusion. But for the males, they definitely shower in the morning more often than not. So I can conclude that men love sleeping in their own filth.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Or they're more practical and shower for when it's most appropriate.

[Jiro]

So what if I enjoy sleeping in my own filth? I don't care, I would probably shower once weekly if it were up to me. But I like to be clean and smell damn fine whenever going outside, so showering of a morning is, as Mr NCG puts it, most appropriate!

[qwertysaur]

In the morning. It helps me wake up

[Hot Shot]

Most of the time in the morning cause I always feel dirty in the mornings and it wakes me up. And when I excercise and take long walks I'll bathe again.