Yes Homo

[NCG's Left Ear]

It's cool, Mercen-X. I have an in with the staff. We can stay in this thread as long as we like.

Justy~ I've been so looooonely without you~

[NorthernChaosGod]

Don't make me stab you.

[NCG's Left Ear]

Ooooo, daddy. It isn't Justy, but it'll do in a pinch.

Stick it in there and swirl it around. Counter-clockwise.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I will stick it in and make you go deaf.

[NCG's Left Ear]

Mmmmm yeah, stick it in there deep. Just rupture that trout, I'm a big boy, I can handle it.

[Yar]

Now I have a new picture of you!

[Mercen-X]

What was this thread about again?

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Apparently, dicks.

[Shiny]

Oh my God it was you!

Yes, it was her and I was the one with the wine glass. Pinkies up!

[TheGlassesGirl]

University rugby teams are pretty bad for this.

I was in da (disclaimer: non-gay) club one night using the men's facilities when I overhear a club 'initiation' occuring behind me. The parley went thus:

Voice 0 (I write a lot of software): GET ON YOUR KNEES
Voice 1: But-
Voice 0: GET ON YOUR KNEES YOU FRESHER BASTARD
- Pause. A sound of an unzipping nature is heard -
Voice 0: NOW LICK IT
Voice 1: You can't be-
Voice 0: I SAID LICK IT
Voice 3: ...Just be thankful son, my initiation was far worse than this

At this point I shake and recage before turning around to the sight of a young man performing fellatio on another, while Voice 3 stands watching with a complatentive look on his face and holding a bottle of wine. All the while, partygoers are continue to go about their business in the restroom as if this were as common an occurance as teen drama in EoEO.

Apparently this happens all the time. They assure me that servicing a dude orally in a restroom is no homo though, so whatever, it's just chill

This story wins, all other stories can go home.