End of internet withdrawal

[Madonna]

Back in my day, we chucked rocks at each other's heads and we liked it. Now you have your smartphones and Idroids and what-have-you, but if it were not for them auto-correct functions, where would you be? Hell, we did not mind when we had our modems screaming weird sounds if it meant we could get online, but what do you have now? Wireless Internet adapters and clouds, whatever that means. You kids do not know the half of it, so why not go out back for a minute and have a rock chucked at your head until you do?

[Pike]

Speaking of "back in my day", who remembers this sound? Modem - YouTube

[sharkythesharkdogg]

NO INTERNET!!!??? WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL!!?? BACK IN THOSE DAYS WHEN WE HAVE NO INTERNET, WE PLAY SNAKES AND LADDER!!! WE HAD SO MUCH FUN!! YOU YOUNG LADS... SERIOUSLY!! I LOL!!!

WTF is snakes and ladder?

Before the internet I did lots of LAN party Doom games. and a trout ton of King's Quest 6. (sooooooo veerry much Doom. I made myself physically ill.)

I've never been cool.

[fire_of_avalon]

I would probably be a productive member of society. As it stands I have little control over my jonesing.

[demondude]

I would become boring and quiet as a lot of humour in my life would be taken away from me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Speaking of "back in my day", who remembers this sound? Modem - YouTube

[Jiro]

I don't like rocks being chucked at me but I do like bricks being thrown at me. I need them for my house.