Back in my day, we chucked rocks at each other's heads and we liked it. Now you have your smartphones and Idroids and what-have-you, but if it were not for them auto-correct functions, where would you be? Hell, we did not mind when we had our modems screaming weird sounds if it meant we could get online, but what do you have now? Wireless Internet adapters and clouds, whatever that means. You kids do not know the half of it, so why not go out back for a minute and have a rock chucked at your head until you do?