9 is a lot of characters.

1. Guy/Gus from FFII - He looks like a fairly handsome ogre, talks to animals, and I can claim that he is the uberest version of whatever in the heck I want him to be. He can cast Flare and smash his enemies 32 times dual wielding axes and swords and staves. Every time you hurt him, he gets stronger. Every time he casts a spell, e gains the ability to cast more.

2. Rydia from FFIV - She's so hot. Both men and monsters are totally enchanted by her. Aside from her unnatural charms, she can blast crap with summons and black magic. And her husband is a freaking ninja, so it isn't like you can just go kicking her around without worrying about a defensive man putting a shuriken in your face.

3. Barts from FFV - He can actually MASTER every single job class type in the FF world. Aside from the limitations placed on him by the FFV game engine, he is literally a one man everything in the FF world. Plus, according to some people, he was a ninja from the start!

4. Black Wizard from FF1 - I just think he's the absolute sexiest of all the black wizards. Kicking the hat was the best thing ever. Vivi (or whoever. I never played the game, and I only think I got the name right) never class changed! That hat and all the darkness and watnot makes Black magic look like a sport for sissies. The Bl. Wiz shows that death magic is as much classy as it is a mere class. Plus, aside from a nuclear arsenal of magic, he will rip you to shreds with a Cat Claw. Screw staves. CLAW!

5. Setzer from FFVI - Setzer was born to be a lead character. The dashing way he stormed the opera house, the ability to fly an airship. A man who lives life on the edge, placing everything on the stakes of a card game or a roll of the slots. Setzer is the freaking MAN. He's all style and all badass.

6. Relm from FFVI - She also deserves to have her story told. Possible connections to shadow. This lovely young painter helped to kill a god when she was a teeny tike. She could have all kinds of awesome adventures as a sexy, New York Style Bohemian (with crazy magical powers).

7. Green Onion Knight/Class Karateka from FFIII - I played a translated version that called the monk character a Karateka, and I just think the name sounds cool. Plus, he was a more unique style of monk that actually made good use of the nunchucks. It wasn't a preliminary to simply punching stuff. There is room for creativity here.

8. General Leo from FFVI - Well. For obvious reasons. He is the only person who can show Terra love, or something. And he's all cool and whatnot. I want to play with him more than just getting slain by Kefka.

9. RED(whatever number) - There's not enough dogs as main characters in FF games. He's kinda like Pluto in Disney. An absolute must until something better comes up.


YES! I made it to 9! This is what I do with my life!