The sexy demondude

[Psychotic]

Using my admin powers and some social engineering I have discovered the address of the account holder for his internet connection. To cut a long story short I am:

• posting this from my iphone
• in his bed
• naked
• coated with peanut butter
• loaded up on viagra
• waiting to make him mine forever

[Jiro]

• coated with peanut butter

Are you enjoying your first time with nuts?

[Psychotic]

Yes... first time...

[demondude]

If that were the case (hint: it's not) it would be made weirder by the fact that I'm allergic to nuts and so my dick would look like The Elephant man's. This whole thread is quite uncomfortable.

Thanks, Rodarian.

[qwertysaur]

If that were the case (hint: it's not) it would be made weirder by the fact that I'm allergic to nuts and so my dick would look like The Elephant man's. This whole thread is quite uncomfortable.

Thanks, Rodarian.

Also you would be dead.

Counter the nuts with a catapult full of iguanas.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Your peanut dick will match my swollen, blue balls you tease.

Stop playing hard to get, and put on the ball gag. Things are about to get more uncomfortable for you.


(wow, things ARE getting good (awful). Nice call, Dak.)

[demondude]

It's not that bad an allergy unfortunately for you lot. And thank smurf because when I was ten and we suspected I may have some moderate allergy, my mother decided the best test would be to smear peanut butter on my arm as opposed to actually going to a doctor. I freaked out.

Edit: oh god what the smurf.

[fire_of_avalon]

This is the best porno ever.

[qwertysaur]

It's not that bad an allergy unfortunately for you lot. And thank smurf because when I was ten and we suspected I may have some moderate allergy, my mother decided the best test would be to smear peanut butter on my arm as opposed to actually going to a doctor. I freaked out.

Edit: oh god what the smurf.

Your mother is insane for doing that.

[demondude]

She probably hates me to some capacity.

(SPOILER)I think we knew nothing too bad would happen because I'd eaten nuts a few times before and just vomited and broken out in a rash. but it was still something I wouldn't advise considering, y'know, there are kinda people who get paid to do tests like that. And it's a waste of peanut butter.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

She probably hates me to some capacity.

I think we knew nothing too bad would happen because I'd eaten nuts a few times before and just vomited and broken out in a rash.

This does not bode well for our Jiro, NCG, Sharky, DD four way. We were going to put you in the down hill skier position and slather you in almond butter.

[NorthernChaosGod]

We can still do that.

[Laddy]

He's 10 inches! 10 INCHES!

[fire_of_avalon]

She probably hates me to some capacity.

I think we knew nothing too bad would happen because I'd eaten nuts a few times before and just vomited and broken out in a rash.

This does not bode well for our Jiro, NCG, Sharky, DD four way. We were going to put you in the down hill skier position and slather you in almond butter.

We can still do that.

..y-yeah. Yeah you can. I'm just going to... uhm... what are we talking about?

[Melissaur]

That penguin is looking damn good!